4/26 – “Namako/Chilled Melons on-out” – Hared by Sperm Diversion

A Sperm Diversion trail, might as well call it a poofter. Our resident jock strapper/meat handler was sent away with little ceremony and even littler manhood. Still, we bid him a farewell and he was off like a prom dress.

We all sat around and admired how well 18 Going on Blonde fit in with her [...]

4/21 – “Boob down! MEDIC!” Red Dress Paintball – Hared by Captain Enema

“Only an idiot would play paintball in a red dress!”
- unnamed (and much, much smarter than the rest of us) OH3 hasher

All I can say is “WOW”! Enema looks hot in that salsa dress and combat boots. After a confusing trip to the pig balls only to find car marks leading the other way down [...]